和猫熊哥一起精读美剧《老友记》台词快速掌握地道美式英语口语8
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is smoking out on the balcony阳台, Phoebe is absent.]
Joey: Let it go,Ross.
-不要这样子,罗斯,
Ross: Yeah, well,you didn't know Chi Chi.
别再想了!你又不认识芝芝.
Monica: Do you all promise?
你们都保证?
All: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!
对，我们保证,我们会很乖的
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
钱德，你保证会很乖?
(Chandler makes a 'Cross my heart' sign. It starts to rain and he taps 敲击 on the window.)
Joey: You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!
你可以进来了,但你的滤嘴屁股朋友得呆在外面.
(Chandler sulkily闷闷不乐picks up a garbage can lid盖 and uses it as an umbrella.)
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
Ross: Hey, Pheebs.
嘿, 菲比
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms.Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.'Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
亲爱的巴菲小姐,谢谢你提醒我们的错误,我们已将五百元存人你的户头,造成不便之处请多包涵，请接受此足球电话…作为礼物,你们懂意思吗?现在我多了一千元和一个足球电话
Rachel: What bank is this?
这是哪家银行?
(The intercom buzzes.)
Monica: Hey. It's him. (On the intercom) Who is it?
他来了,是谁啊?
Alan: (on the intercom) It's Alan.
亚伦
Joey: (shouting to Chandler) Chandler! He's here!
钱德，他来了
(Chandler comes in,dripping 淋wet.)
Monica: (to all)Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
拜托，别乱来，记得你们有多么爱我
(She opens the door and Alan enters.)
Monica: Hi. Alan,this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.
嗨，亚伦，这是大家,各位，这是亚伦
Alan: Hi.
嗨
All: Hi, Alan.
嗨，亚伦
Alan: I've heard schho much about all you guys chh!
(Everyone laughs.)
我对各位已如雷灌耳
[Time lapse, Alan is leaving.]
Monica: (to Alan)Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing(揍） begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
(Silence.)
谢谢，我明天再打电话给你,好了，开始攻击亚伦吧，谁先开始?
Monica: C'mon!
来呀
Ross: ...I'll go.Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this,can't do this. We loved him.
我来，我们从他一直..…抱歉，我办不到...我们爱他…
All: Loved him! Yeah! He's great!
我们爱他…他太棒了...
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
等等，我们谈的是我约会的对象吗?
All: Yeah!
是啊
Rachel: And did you notice...? (She spreads her thumb and index finger.)
你们都有注意到?
The Guys: (reluctantly) Yeah.
是啊...
Joey: Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.
知道他什么最棒吗? 他的微笑有点邪邪的
Phoebe: Yes, yes!Like the man in the shoe!
对，就像是鞋里的男人
Ross: ...What shoe?
什么鞋?
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'there was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
(Dubious pause.)
童谣里的，有个驼背的人有着扭曲的微笑，他住在鞋子里，一阵子
Ross: ...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.
我想亚伦将成为日后男友被丈量的标准
Rachel: What future boyfriends? No no, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it.
什么日后男友?不，我想他就是了
Monica: Really!
真的呀?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
光凭他学海滩游侠的样子我就想嫁给他了，我要去参加派对”
Ross: You know what I like most about him, though?
知道我最喜欢他哪一点?
All: What?
哪一点？
Ross: The way he makes me feel about myself.
他改变我看待自己的方式
All: Yeah...
嗯...
Commercial Break
[Scene: Central Perk,Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly沮丧 in softball gear.垒球装备]
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
嗨...比赛如何?
Ross: Well..
怎么说呢.
All: WE WON!!Thank you! Yes!
我们赢啦! 谢谢! 太棒啦!
Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?
太好了! 我有一个问题: 这怎么可能呢?
Joey: Alan.
亚伦
Ross: He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan,second base-Alan, third base-...
亚伦真是太不可思议了，他就像兔八哥卡通里兔八哥守每个位置，我们虽没有兔八哥但我们有一垒手亚伦，二垒手亚伦、三垒手亚伦...
Rachel: I mean,it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.
他使我们形成一个团队
Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..
对，我们让对手见识到什么叫垒球
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
没错,能问你们一个问题吗?你是否曾感觉亚伦有时…有时怎样?
Ross: What?
什么？
Monica: ..I dunno, a little too Alan?
我说不上来，有点太亚伦了?
Rachel: Well, no.That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
不，不可能，他不可能太过于亚伦
Ross: Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.
没错我们欣赏的是亚伦的内在
Chandler: I personally could have a gallon of Alan.
我个人可以喝下一加仑的亚伦
[Scene: A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person (Lizzie) she knows.]
Phoebe: Hey, Lizzie.
嘿,露西
Lizzie: Hey, Weird Girl.
嘿,古怪女孩
Phoebe: I brought you alphabet soup.
我带字母汤来给你
Lizzie: Did you pick out the vowels?
你挑掉有母音吗?
Phoebe: Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y". Uh, I also have something else for you. (She searches in her purse.)
但我把“Y”留下来了，因为有时你会用的上,为什么(Why,音同Y)我还带了其他东西给你
Lizzie: Saltiness?
咸吗?
Phoebe: No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?
不, 但你想要一千元和足球电话吗?
Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, there's really money in here.
什么? 天啊，这里真的有钱
Phoebe: I know.
我知道
Lizzie: Weird Girl,what are you doing?
怪女孩，你在干什么?
Phoebe: No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.
我要给你，我不想要
Lizzie: No, no, I ha-I have to give you something.
不，我得拿点东西给你
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
不，不用了
Lizzie: Would you like my tin-foil hat?
你要我的锡箔纸帽帽吗?
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
不要，因为你需要它,不用了，谢谢
Lizzie: Please, let me do something.
求你,让我表示我的谢意
Phoebe: Okay,alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?
好，这样吧,你请我喝汽水，我们就扯平了，好吗？
Lizzie: Okay.
好吧
Phoebe: Okay.
好吧
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff喷出 of a cigarette,sprays 喷雾around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag 牵引/吸一口of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt喷出 of air freshener and gags堵嘴.]
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Lizzie are at a hot dog vendor.]
Lizzie: Keep the change. (To Phoebe) Sure you don't wanna pretzel?
不用找了，谢谢你，莉兹 你真的不要椒盐卷饼?
Phoebe: No, I'm fine.
不,不用了,谢谢
Lizzie: (leaves) See ya.
再见
(Phoebe opens the can and reacts.)
Phoebe: Huh!
咦！
[Scene: Central Perk,Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.]
Ross: A thumb?!
一个拇指?!
(Phoebe nods.点头)
All: Eww!
Phoebe: I know! Iknow, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
我知道,我打开时,它就浮在里面,像个搭便车的
Chandler: Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?
或者这是一场竞赛,集满五个有奖?
Phoebe: Does, um,anyone wanna see?
你们想看看吗?
All: Nooo!
不,不,不...
(Chandler lights a cigarette.)
All: Oh, hey,don't do that! Cut it out!
嘿，嘿，别那样！拜托！
Rachel: It's worse than the thumb!
这比拇指更坏！
Chandler: Hey, this is so unfair!
嘿，这很不公平啊！
Monica: Oh, why is it unfair?
为何不公平?
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross,with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws,why can't you accept me for this?
好，我有个缺点，怎么了?乔依常扳指关节就不惹人厌?罗斯把每个音发得太清楚，摩妮卡大笑时的鼻音，搞什么嘛？！我接受大家所有的缺点，为什么大家就不肯接受我的这个缺点呢?
(An awkward silence ensues随之而来.)
Joey: ...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?
扳指关节很惹人厌吗?
Rachel: Well, I-I could live without it.
我觉得有点点烦
Joey: Well, is it,like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
那声音只是一点点惹人厌...还是像菲此咬她的头发一样惹人厌?
(Phoebe spits out her hair.)
Ross: Oh, now,don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
菲此，别介意,我觉得那样很可爱
Joey: Oh,(Imitating Ross) "you do, do you"?
哦，真的？是吗？
(Monica laughs and snorts.)
Ross: You know,there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
咬字清晰又不犯法
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
没错，我该回去工作了
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
没错，否则有人就会拿到他们真正点的东西了
Rachel:Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.
哦...全都发泄出来了
(They degenerate 退步 into bickering争吵 and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed不受干扰.)
[Scene: Iridium, Monica and Paula are working.]
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
你曾和一个你朋友都喜欢的男人约会吗?
Paula: No.
没有
Monica: Okay.. Well,I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
我在和一个我朋友都喜欢的男人约会
Paula: Wait wait..we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!
我们在谈郊狼吗? 一头牛居然全身而退
Monica: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.
你能相信吗? 你知道吗? 我毫无感觉...他们有感觉...而我却毫无感觉！
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
你应该要有感觉的啊！听着，如果你对他没感觉，就把他甩了呀！
Monica: I know..it's gonna be really hard.
我知道，但很难
Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.
没错，但他是大人了，他会熬过去的
Monica: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.
不，他没事,我担心的是其他五人
[Scene: Cental Perk,Joey and Ross are persecuting迫害/困扰 Chandler about his smoking.]
Joey: Do you have any respect for your body?
难道你不尊重你的身体吗?
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
你不知道你在残害你的身体?
Chandler: Hey, y'know,I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
我受够你们了,还有你们的癌症，肺气肿和心脏病,至少抽烟很酷,这点你们也很清楚
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
钱德，亚伦找你
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that,huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs折断 out his cigarette.)
真的？他找我？老兄，什么事? 她告诉你了?对，我偶尔会犯烟瘾，对，现在，没那么糟，这倒是真的，天啊，没人这么说过，好的，谢谢
Rachel: (to Ross,who has wandered up徘徊) God, he's good.
天啊，他真神
Ross: If only he were a woman.
如果他是个女人那该有多好
Rachel: Yeah.
是啊...
(They give each other a dubious look可疑的样子.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lamb chop羊排.]
Chandler: Ooh,Lamb chop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
小羊排,那袜子到底有多旧了?如果我手上戴着袜子三十年,它也会开始说话了
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
有人该换尼古丁贴片了
Monica: (entering)Hey. Where's Joey?
嘿，乔依在哪儿?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
乔依吃了我的最后一片口香糖，所以我就把他杀了，你认为这样不对吗?
Rachel: I think he's across the hall.
我想他在对面
Monica: Thanks.(Goes to fetch him.)
谢谢啦.
Ross: (finishing changing Chandler's nicotine patch) There y'go.
好啦.
Chandler: (deadpan)Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
哦，我又重拾快乐的生活了
Ross: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?
菲此，你还想吃那个吗？菲比？
Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
谁想吃剩下的?
Ross: Hey, I might!
我要
Phoebe: Sorry...Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
抱歉，汽水公司那些笨蛋给我七千元当姆指的补偿金
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
天啊！七千元！
Phoebe: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!
然后在来这的路上我又踩到口香糖了，这世界到底怎么了?
Joey: (dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower)
What's going on?
怎么啦?
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
没什么，只是觉得大伙儿在一起很温馨
Joey: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
如果大家都有穿内裤会更好
Rachel: Uh, Joey..
JOEY,你那里...
Joey: Oh, God! (Hurriedly closes his legs.)
天呀
Monica: (turns off the TV) Okay..
好..
All: Oh! That was Lamb chop!
哦！那是小羊排！
Monica: Please,guys, we have to talk.
好了,大家,我们必须得谈谈.
Phoebe: Wait, wait,I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.
等等，我有似曾相识的感觉,不,好像没有
Monica: Alright, we have to talk.
好吧,我们需要谈谈.
Phoebe: There it is!
瞧,来了
Monica: Okay.It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
是有关亚伦的事,有件事应该让你们知道真的很难启齿,我决定和亚伦分手
(They all gasp and clutch each other.)
Ross: Is there somebody else?
有第三者?
Monica: No,nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
没有...只是世事难料，人都会变
Rachel: We didn't change..
我们没变啊
Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
就这样...就这样结束了？就这样了？
Phoebe: You know..you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I-(starts chewing her hair)
当你放下防御，真心对待一个人…
Monica: Look, I- I could go on pretending-
我可以继续伪装…
Joey: Okay!
好啊！
Monica: -but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!
不，这样对我不公平,对亚伦不公平,对你们大家也不公平
Ross: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were.
是吗?谁要公平? 我只想要回失去的，回到往日
Monica: I'm sorry..
我很抱歉
Chandler: (sarcastic讽刺)Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!
哦,她说抱歉,我感觉好多了
Rachel: (tearful) I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family-
我真是不敢相信假期就要来临了,我还想带他去见我的家人
Monica: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
我会找到新欢的，会有另一个亚伦
All: Oh, yeah! Right!
是呀,另一个.
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
你们不会有事吧?
Ross: Hey hey,we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
嘿，嘿，我们会好起来的,我们只是需要一点时间
Monica: (dubious怀疑的) I understand.
我了解
[Scene: A Restaurant,Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
Alan: Wow.
哇..
Monica: I'm, I'm really sorry.
我真的很抱歉
Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
我也很抱歉,但我也真的松了一口气.
Monica: Relieved?
松了一口气?
Alan: Yeah, well,I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.Closing Credits
对，我和你在一起很开心,只是我受不了你朋友,
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's,everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.]
Rachel: Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.
记得我们到中央公园划船吗?那真好玩
Ross: Yeah. He could row like a viking.
是啊，他划得就像维京人一样
Monica: (entering) Hi.
嗨.
All: Mmm.
嘿.
Ross: So how'd it go?
情况如何?
Monica: Oh, y'know..
嗯，你知道...
Phoebe: Did he mention us?
他有提到我们吗?
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look可疑的样子)
他说他会想念你们的
Ross: You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her forehead.)
悲惨的一天? 你无法体会
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
我受够了,我要抽烟
All: No no no!
不行…
Chandler: (leaving) I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!
我管不了那么多了,我投降，我是懦夫，我要抽烟，我要抽烟！
Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
如果你不再抽烟我就给你七千块
Chandler: (returns)Yeah, alright.End
好吧,没问题.
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