① 求在地铁中一段英文的对话的情景故事，急，在线等
Dialogue A
Linhua： me，officer. Can you help me？
Policeman：Sure.
Linhua：Can you tell me how to get to center park？
Policeman：You can take the subway.
Linhua：Oh，I just can't figure out the subway system at all.
As soon as I get underground I lose my sense of direction.
Policeman：But it's easy to get to Manhattan from here by the subway. You take the uptown R train and get off at 42nd Street.
Linhua：O. K. ，do you know where the nearest subway station is？
Policeman：It's over there across the street in front of the cinema.
Linhua：Thanks a lot.
Policeman：You're welcome.
Dialogue B
（A：Visitor；B：Token man）
A：Is this right subway to the Rockefeller Center？
B：Yes，you take the D train on the downtown platform，and go three stops.
A：How much is the fare？
B：One dollar and fifteen cents. You give me the money and I'll exchange it for a token.
A：What should I do with the token？
B：You put it in the slot at the turnstile and then push the turnstile to get into the platform.
A：Oh，I see. By the way，how can I get out of the platform after I get off the train？
B：That's very easy. The exit is always open.
A：Thank you very much.
B：My pleasure. Remember，the D train，the downtown platform.
Dialogue C
A：How did you enjoy your subway trip yesterday，Yang？
B：Very much and I found it very funny，too.
A：Really？When did you take your trip there？
B：I was down at the Lilan Station at 7∶30. I guess that was a bad time to travel. When a train pulled in I was simply swept in by the rush of people from behind.
A：Oh，poor you！But did you manage to find a seat？
B：That was out of the question. The train left the station before I was able to get back my breath. I planned to get off at the Bridge Station for a visit，but I found myself landed at an entirely new one.
A：So you overrode your station.
B：That's right，and it took me half an hour to get on a train back.
A: Can you tell me how to get to Manhattan？
你能否告诉我去曼哈顿怎么走吗？
B: You can take the subway.
您可以乘地铁。
A: Oh，I just can't figure out the subway system at all.
哦，我对地铁系统就是弄不明白。
C: But it's easy to get to Manhattan from here by the sub-way.
可是从这儿乘地铁到曼哈顿很方便。
B: You take the uptown R train and get off at 42nd street.
您乘北线方向的R路车到第42街下车。
A: O. K. ，do you know where the nearest subway station is.
好吧。您知道最近的地铁车站在哪么？
D:It's over there across the street in front of the cinema.
就在街对面电影院的前面。
A:. Is this the right subway to the Rockefeller Center？
这就是去洛克菲勒中心的地铁吗？
E: Yes，you take the D train on the downtown platform，and go three stops.
是的，您在南线站乘D路车，一共三站路。
A:. How much is the fare？
车费多少？
E:1$
A: What should I do with the token？
我该怎么用这个辅币呢？
E. You put it in the slot at the turnstile and then push the turnstile to get into the platform.
您把它投入旋转栅门的缝槽里，然后推动旋转栅门就可以进入站台了。
A. By the way，how can I get out of the platform after I get off the train？
顺便问一下，我下车后怎么出站台呢？
E.That's very easy. The exit is always open.
那很容易，出口处总是敞开着。
D:. Remember，the D train，the downtown platform.
记住，D路车，南线站台。
② 兄弟们，请问有谁记得有个小品讲的是一个关于火车站侯车室骗座位的人的故事，超搞笑，好像陈寒柏还演过它
一大妈来到飞机票售票处买票，一般都是买往返票。
大妈买好了从内北京到三亚的票容，售票员就问：“你光订去的呀？”
大妈说：“我这不穿了裤子嘛。”
③ 编一个小品，一个幼师和地铁工作人员发生的事，要搞笑的，好评不是问题
男幼师天天坐地铁上班；经常点Ke睡，地铁工人(女的)经常叫醒他,有一次地铁工人叫专他时；男幼师怎么叫属’也没叫醒、地铁工人怕他坐过站、于是狠狠的打了男幼师的耳光；接下来男幼师醒了，没生气、却很无奈的哭了，接着跟地铁女工人说：不就是在地铁睡个觉吗？用得着打吗？那个地铁女工人就理论：你再不醒来就坐过站、男幼i师无奈的解释道我今天不上班、我专门来睡觉的！在家里睡不着；这时女工作人员惊讶的说：这是为什么呢？男幼师不好意思的说：没有你在身边我睡不着啊！接下来.，，，，，.
④ 《车站奇遇》这个小品是由谁主演的 这个小品主要讲述了什么故事
蔡明、潘长江、穆雪峰《车站奇遇》讲述大年夜赶着去跟女儿团聚的蔡明，在火车站遇上大年夜练车的潘长江，两人一路磕磕碰碰的搞笑故事。拿潘长江的身高打趣依然是卖点之一，结局依然是意料之中的转折与皆大欢喜。
⑤ 以前优酷放过一个系列的短片，讲地铁里发生的小故事的，类似青春偶像剧啊，有哪位大神记得这剧叫什么名字
这部戏跟放羊的星星剧情很像 都是男女主人公因为误会而分开 几年以后有意外的专相遇 然后男主人公为报复女属主人公跟女主人公在一起 后来真相大白两人在一起很幸福。。。 两部戏大体上都是这样 不过，我觉得放羊的星星更好看一些。
⑥ 行人交通违规小品,故事简短（4至5人）
有个是句号，还有2位不知道的演员演的小品，是关于交通安全的